Another Perfect Example Of Why We Call My Son "King Sh-t" :-)
November 15, 2012
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November 15, 2012
So as many of you know I call my son Kyle, the King.
That’s short for “King Shit”
I’ve written a few other blog posts with examples of why the name King Shit is fitting for him. Well tonight we came across another reason.
It was a Wednesday night a little after 8pm. Kyle was flopping around on the couch starting to settle down for the night.
I was about to bring him upstairs to start the bedtime routine, but the wife said that his feet were dry and she wanted to massage his feet & hands with lotion. The king usually loves to have his feet massaged…
So she gets the lotion and says to him “Lotion…” in a sing songy way… And the King sticks out his foot like “Massage my feet…” :-).
Kyle’s in a new habit of clapping his hands together 2 times, quickly & forcefully to get your attention. Almost the way a king would summon one of his servants…
So after several minutes of massaging his feet the King claps his hands two times and hands the wife his hands, as if to say “Now massage my hands”
Then while she’s rubbing his hands the wife is having a conversation with me about something…something unKyle related… and his majesty was trying to settle down but her talking must’ve been annoying him so he clapped his hands 2 times as if to say “Silence Woman!” and then rolled up into a ball and burrowed his face in the couch as if he was going to sleep.
Boy is that kid a spoiled King Shit or what?
Written byFrank Campagna
I’m a 48 year old neurotypical dad with a 14 year old son with severe, non-verbal autism & epilepsy. I created this blog to rant about autism & epilepsy while celebrating my son who I affectionately call “the king” :-).